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# Safety Tips Section — Help Page
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Added Jul 2026 to `/var/www/shark-game/help.html` as Section 7, between Troubleshooting and the bottom nav.
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## Content
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Section titled **🦈 Safety Tips (Probably)** with 6 sarcastic AI-generated tips:
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1. "Sharks can smell blood from miles away. So can your ex. Same advice applies to both — keep your distance."
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2. "If a shark circles you, maintain eye contact. If a shark maintains eye contact with YOU, congratulations — you're the main character now."
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3. "The safest place to be is on land. The second safest is in a boat. The third safest is being faster than your friend."
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4. "A shark's bite force is over 4,000 PSI. For comparison, your gym bro's grip strength is about 100 PSI. Choose your sparring partners wisely."
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5. "Sharks have been around for 400 million years. They've never paid taxes. You're not winning that fight — just swim away."
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6. "If you see a dorsal fin, don't panic. It might just be a dolphin. If you see a dorsal fin AND hear the Jaws theme, that's not a dolphin."
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## Design
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- Uses the same `help-card` pattern as the rest of the page (card with `::before` gradient border)
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- Amber `tip-box` disclaimer: "Safety tips provided by AI. May or may not keep you safe. Probably not."
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- Tips in a `<ul>` list matching the troubleshooting checklist styling
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## Content strategy
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These are designed to be regenerated fresh each time — the AI should produce new variants rather than recycling these exact lines. Keep the tone: sarcastic, self-aware, ridiculous comparisons, never actually helpful.
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