hermes-skills/skills/software-development/shark-game-development/references/safety-tips-section.md

Safety Tips Section — Help Page

Added Jul 2026 to /var/www/shark-game/help.html as Section 7, between Troubleshooting and the bottom nav.

Content

Section titled 🦈 Safety Tips (Probably) with 6 sarcastic AI-generated tips:

1. "Sharks can smell blood from miles away. So can your ex. Same advice applies to both — keep your distance."
2. "If a shark circles you, maintain eye contact. If a shark maintains eye contact with YOU, congratulations — you're the main character now."
3. "The safest place to be is on land. The second safest is in a boat. The third safest is being faster than your friend."
4. "A shark's bite force is over 4,000 PSI. For comparison, your gym bro's grip strength is about 100 PSI. Choose your sparring partners wisely."
5. "Sharks have been around for 400 million years. They've never paid taxes. You're not winning that fight — just swim away."
6. "If you see a dorsal fin, don't panic. It might just be a dolphin. If you see a dorsal fin AND hear the Jaws theme, that's not a dolphin."

Design

• Uses the same help-card pattern as the rest of the page (card with ::before gradient border)
• Amber tip-box disclaimer: "Safety tips provided by AI. May or may not keep you safe. Probably not."
• Tips in a <ul> list matching the troubleshooting checklist styling

Content strategy

These are designed to be regenerated fresh each time — the AI should produce new variants rather than recycling these exact lines. Keep the tone: sarcastic, self-aware, ridiculous comparisons, never actually helpful.