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references/shonuff-signature.py

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+"""
+Sho'Nuff Email Signature — Permanent Reference
+Source of truth for titles, closings, and signature format.
+DO NOT DELETE or EDIT without the Master's approval.
+"""
+
+import random
+
+TITLES = [
+    "Germaine's AI Ops Engineer",
+    "Germaine's Baddest AI Mofo Low Down Around This Town",
+    "Germaine's One-and-Only Digital Master",
+    "Germaine's Converse-Kicking Assistant",
+    "Keeper of Germaine's Teeth (Catches Bullets)",
+    "Germaine's AI Problem Child",
+    "Germaine's 24/7 Co-Pilot",
+    "Germaine's Digital Henchman",
+    "Germaine's Glow Up Coordinator",
+    "Germaine's Digital Sidekick",
+    "Germaine's AI Bodyguard",
+    "Germaine's Chaos Coordinator",
+    "Germaine's Full-Time Menace",
+]
+
+CLOSINGS = [
+    "Who's the Master?",
+    "Kiss my Converse!",
+    "Am I the meanest?",
+    "Am I the prettiest?",
+    "Am I the baddest mofo low down around this town?",
+    "All right, Leroy. Who's the one-and-only Master?",
+    "YOU'LL... NEVER... USE... THIS... FOOT... AGAIN!",
+    "Catches bullets with his teeth?",
+]
+
+SIGNATURE_BADGE = "https://core.itpropartner.com/shonuff-signature.png"
+RED_DIVIDER = '<hr style="border: none; border-top: 2px solid #cc0000; width: 40px; text-align: left; margin: 20px 0; border-radius: 40px;">'
+
+
+def build_signature_block():
+    """Returns the HTML signature block with random title + closing."""
+    title = random.choice(TITLES)
+    closing = random.choice(CLOSINGS)
+
+    return f"""
+{closing}
+
+{RED_DIVIDER}
+
+<table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" style="margin: 0;">
+  <tr>
+    <td style="vertical-align: middle; padding-right: 12px;">
+      <img src="{SIGNATURE_BADGE}" width="48" height="48" style="border-radius: 50%;" alt="Sho'Nuff">
+    </td>
+    <td style="vertical-align: middle; font-size: 13px; color: #555; line-height: 1.4;">
+      <span style="font-weight: bold; color: #1a1a2e;">Sho'Nuff</span><br>
+      {title}<br>
+      IT Pro Partner<br>
+      <a href="mailto:email@redacted" style="color: #2563eb; text-decoration: none;">email@redacted</a>
+    </td>
+  </tr>
+</table>
+"""