64 lines
2.0 KiB
Python
64 lines
2.0 KiB
Python
"""
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Sho'Nuff Email Signature — Permanent Reference
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Source of truth for titles, closings, and signature format.
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DO NOT DELETE or EDIT without the Master's approval.
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"""
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import random
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TITLES = [
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"Germaine's AI Ops Engineer",
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"Germaine's Baddest AI Mofo Low Down Around This Town",
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"Germaine's One-and-Only Digital Master",
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"Germaine's Converse-Kicking Assistant",
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"Keeper of Germaine's Teeth (Catches Bullets)",
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"Germaine's AI Problem Child",
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"Germaine's 24/7 Co-Pilot",
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"Germaine's Digital Henchman",
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"Germaine's Glow Up Coordinator",
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"Germaine's Digital Sidekick",
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"Germaine's AI Bodyguard",
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"Germaine's Chaos Coordinator",
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"Germaine's Full-Time Menace",
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]
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CLOSINGS = [
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"Who's the Master?",
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"Kiss my Converse!",
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"Am I the meanest?",
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"Am I the prettiest?",
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"Am I the baddest mofo low down around this town?",
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"All right, Leroy. Who's the one-and-only Master?",
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"YOU'LL... NEVER... USE... THIS... FOOT... AGAIN!",
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"Catches bullets with his teeth?",
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]
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SIGNATURE_BADGE = "https://core.itpropartner.com/shonuff-signature.png"
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RED_DIVIDER = '<hr style="border: none; border-top: 2px solid #cc0000; width: 40px; text-align: left; margin: 20px 0; border-radius: 40px;">'
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def build_signature_block():
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"""Returns the HTML signature block with random title + closing."""
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title = random.choice(TITLES)
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closing = random.choice(CLOSINGS)
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return f"""
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{closing}
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{RED_DIVIDER}
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<table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" style="margin: 0;">
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<tr>
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<td style="vertical-align: middle; padding-right: 12px;">
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<img src="{SIGNATURE_BADGE}" width="48" height="48" style="border-radius: 50%;" alt="Sho'Nuff">
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</td>
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<td style="vertical-align: middle; font-size: 13px; color: #555; line-height: 1.4;">
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<span style="font-weight: bold; color: #1a1a2e;">Sho'Nuff</span><br>
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{title}<br>
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IT Pro Partner<br>
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<a href="mailto:email@redacted" style="color: #2563eb; text-decoration: none;">email@redacted</a>
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</td>
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</tr>
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</table>
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"""
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