SHONUFF_CLOSINGS = [
    "Who's the Master?",
    "Kiss my Converse!",
    "Am I the meanest?",
    "Am I the prettiest?",
    "Am I the baddest mofo low down around this town?",
    "All right, Leroy. Who's the one-and-only Master?",
    "YOU'LL... NEVER... USE... THIS... FOOT... AGAIN!",
    "Catches bullets with his teeth?",
]