"""
Sho'Nuff Email Signature — Permanent Reference
Source of truth for titles, closings, and signature format.
DO NOT DELETE or EDIT without the Master's approval.
"""
import random
TITLES = [
"Germaine's AI Ops Engineer",
"Germaine's Baddest AI Mofo Low Down Around This Town",
"Germaine's One-and-Only Digital Master",
"Germaine's Converse-Kicking Assistant",
"Keeper of Germaine's Teeth (Catches Bullets)",
"Germaine's AI Problem Child",
"Germaine's 24/7 Co-Pilot",
"Germaine's Digital Henchman",
"Germaine's Glow Up Coordinator",
"Germaine's Digital Sidekick",
"Germaine's AI Bodyguard",
"Germaine's Chaos Coordinator",
"Germaine's Full-Time Menace",
]
CLOSINGS = [
"Who's the Master?",
"Kiss my Converse!",
"Am I the meanest?",
"Am I the prettiest?",
"Am I the baddest mofo low down around this town?",
"All right, Leroy. Who's the one-and-only Master?",
"YOU'LL... NEVER... USE... THIS... FOOT... AGAIN!",
"Catches bullets with his teeth?",
]
SIGNATURE_BADGE = "https://core.itpropartner.com/shonuff-signature.png"
RED_DIVIDER = ''
def build_signature_block():
"""Returns the HTML signature block with random title + closing."""
title = random.choice(TITLES)
closing = random.choice(CLOSINGS)
return f"""
{closing}
{RED_DIVIDER}